Yesterday, India beat England at Lord's after 28 years - with zero help from Virat Kohli who was out for a duck. This, despite the presence of rumoured girlfriend Anushka Sharma who has so far entirely failed to act as a lucky charm for the batsman who scored just 34 runs in four innings against England. In more ignominy, Virat score one and eight runs in the first and second over respectively. (Also read: Anushka Sharma's lip service: she blames "lip-enhancing tool")
Twitter, the final resting place of Internet humourists, booed Virat's dismal performance in typical style. Stories on Virat Kohli's innings in this Lord's Test are called Duck Tales. Also Anushka Sharma lips are like Hui,Lui and Dui.
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